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dear diary — day 1

all packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets

really, really exciting

our local red hat chapter — the late bloomers decided on this all-girls trip

it will be my first one — and i can’t wait

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dear diary — day 2

entire day at sea, beautiful

saw whales and dolphins

met the captain today — seems like a very nice man

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dear diary — day 3

at the pool today

did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck

captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner

felt honored and had a wonderful time

he is very attractive and attentive

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dear diary — day 4

won $800.00 in the ships casino

captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin

had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne

he asked me to stay the night, but i declined

told him i could not be unfaithful to my husband

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dear diary — day 5

pool again today

got sunburned, and i went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day

captain saw me, bought me several large drinks

really is quite charming

again asked me to visit his cabin for the night

again i declined

he told me, if i did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship

i was shocked

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dear diary — day 6

today i saved 2600 lives

twice

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